Buffy...Scene by Scene
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XANDER: Hey, Jesse, what’s what?
JESSE: New Girl!
XANDER: That’s right, I saw her. Pretty much a hottie.
WILLOW: I heard someone was transferring…
XANDER: So tell!
JESSE: Tell what?
XANDER: What’s the sitch, what do you know about her?
JESSE: New girl.
XANDER: Well, you’re certainly a font of nothing.
XANDER: (skateboarding) ‘Scuse me, comin’ through, pardon me, ‘scuse me, whoa! ‘Scuse me, not sure how to stop! Please move, whoa, ‘scuse me… (notices Buffy) Whoa!
(He stares at her and ends up crashing)
XANDER: I’m okay. I feel good. (sees Willow) Willow! You’re so very much the person that I wanted to see! (gets up)
WILLOW: Oh, really?
XANDER: Yeah. You know, I kinda had a problem with the math.
WILLOW: Uh, which part?
XANDER: The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study buddy?
WILLOW: Well, what’s in it for me?
XANDER: A shiny nickel!
WILLOW: Okay. Do you have ‘Theories in Trig’? You should check it out.
XANDER: Check it out?
WILLOW: From the library? Where the books live.
XANDER: Right, I’m there! See, I wanna change…
(Cut to the school)
JOYCE: Okay! Have a good time. I know you’re gonna make friends right away, just think positive. And honey? Try not to get kicked out?
(Buffy is dreaming)
JOYCE: Buffy?
BUFFY: I’m up, Mom!
JOYCE: Don’t wanna be late for your first day!
BUFFY: (to herself) No… Wouldn’t want that.
DARLA: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Boy: It’s a great idea, now come on.
DARLA: Do you go to school here?
Boy: I used to. On top of the gym it’s so cool. You can see the whole town.
DARLA: I-I-I-I don’t wanna go up there.
Boy: Aw, you can’t wait, huh?
DARLA: We’re just gonna get in trouble.
Boy: Yeah, you can count on it.
DARLA: What was that?
Boy: What was what?
DARLA: I heard a noise.
Boy: It’s nothing.
DARLA: Uh…uh…maybe it’s something.
Boy: Or maybe it’s some *thing*!
DARLA: That’s not funny.
Boy: (calls out) Hellooooo! (to Darla) There’s nobody here.
DARLA: Are you sure?
Boy: Yes, I’m sure.
DARLA: Okay. (turns to him, all vamped out, bites him)
Remember me?
I know, I haven’t posted in MONTHS. But I’ve been busy with my personal blog and other group ones, and this one just wasn’t interesting… So I’m changing the game. From now on, this is going to be a scene-by-scene blog, each post one scene from the Buffy Dialogue Database with photospam companion. I’ll start with Buffy S1 (maybe make it to Angel) and work my way through. In short, this is going to be like reading the episodes with photo companions. :) I’ll try to have the queue set up to post every few hours, assuming I’m able to picspam them beforehand. Enjoy!
- Buffy: It was just too much to deal with. It was like nothing made sense anymore. The things that I thought I understood were gone. I just felt... so alone.
- Giles: Was that the math or the verbal?
- Buffy: Mostly the math.
- Giles: Well, if you scored low, then you can take them again.
- Buffy: More SATs? Is there really a point? I could die before I even apply to college.
- Giles: And then, you very possibly might not.
- Buffy: Well, let's just keep hope alive.
- Cordelia: At first it was fun, you know? They seemed like they were in this really good mood--not like parents--and then...
- Willow: Badness?
- Cordelia: Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on lycra pants. And Dad, he just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire.
- Xander: I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any dif... Never mind.
- (Giles is tying a blindfold tightly around Buffy's head.)
- Buffy: Ow!
- Giles: Sorry.
- Buffy: Why do I put up with this?
- Giles: Because it is your destiny... and because I just bought twenty 'cocorific' candy bars.
- Buffy: Okay, you're just doing this to take funny pictures of me.
- Giles: I'm doing it to test your awareness of an opponent's location during a fight in total darkness. Now, wait five seconds and then throw the ball at me.
- Buffy: You ran out of new training ideas about a week ago, huh? Okay. Five, four, three, two, one. (Faces the wrong way)
- Giles: It's not that simple, is it...
- (throws so that it bounces off the wall & hits him in the head)
- Giles: Ow. Ahem. Yes, well, very good.
- Buffy: (takes off the blindfold) Thanks! (heads out)
